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Still trying to figure out 'Bieber Fever.' Not sure what makes him so popular/ why so many tween girls want to 'S his D.' Just want to understand the societal forces that created Justin Bieber + learn more abt his 'upbringing.' Feel like now that I know he has a 'cool dad' who is covered with tats, I can finally see that he had tons of freedom to become a tween sensation. When I was a tween, my parents were 'rlly conservative' and just wanted me to make good grades/be a 'team player' [via youth sports]. Not sure if they understood that I had the potential to be a 'fucking cash cow' if they knew how to market me correctly.
Sorta wish my dad was 'kewl', covered in mad tats, able to surf. Feel sad that my dad is 'trapped in suburbia' with some sort of 'menial job.' Wish he had more time to go to the gym and research d-bag wave fashion. Get kinda bummed that my parents are 'dealing with getting older/falling out of love' instead of 'trying 2 stay young forever' (like me).
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Feel like if I had parents who valued the concept of 'cool' a little bit more, things would have turned out better for me. Either I would be a 'true alt', or I would be a tween sensation, getting 'mad road pussy.'
Wish my dad had a soul patch, and could teach me how 2 use it to 'eat out pussie.'
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Do u wish u were bros with ur dad?
Is ur father a cool dad?
Do u wish ur parents made u a tween sensation instead of 'normal ass parents' who just raised u with suburban values?
Is ur father just a 'forgettable middle aged man' who is 'somewhat honorable', some what 'aloof/out of touch', and just 'trying to do his best by his family'?
How mainstream is ur family?
Do u think JBieb and his dad go out and 'bang teen pussie' together?
Just wish I could throw down bro-rific chills with my dad, vibing out in board shorts.
Should I get my dad a tween alt makeover?
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